Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good. ~Lucy Maud Montgomery
My idea of baking is buying a ready make cake mix and throwing in an egg. ~Cilla Black
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it. ~Karl Pilkington
Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don't stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream! ~Israelmore Ayivor
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. ~Buddy Valastro
Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life. ~Mehek Bassi
I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. ~Andre Rieu
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it. ~E. Lockhart
Having cakes as a business certainly changes things for me I don't now sit at home doing a cake for the fun of it anymore. But it's an extremely happy and pleasureable business to run because people are generally buying cakes for celebrations. ~Jane Asher
Literature is a cake with many toys baked inside and even if you find them all, if you don't enjoy the path that leads you to them, it will be a hollow accomplishment. ~Cam'ron
Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided. It's more like a heap of stones a cairn. If someone is successful, they add a stone to the cairn. It gets very high and can be seen from all over the world. That's how I see it. ~Maeve Binchy
So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best. ~David Frum
Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. ~Dean Koontz
If I was made of cake i'd eat myself before somebody else could. ~Emma Donoghue
The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes. ~Joe
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. ~Danielle Steel
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault you need to have your oven checked. ~Delia Smith
But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one. ~Robert Kuttner
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. ~Mary Berry
The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes. That's the magic right there. ~Duff Goldman
If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake. ~Brian Greene
I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week. ~Victoria Osteen
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy! ~C. JoyBell C.
You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it. ~Zygmunt Bauman
I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake. ~Gabriel Iglesias
So there are cakes and pillows and colors galore, but underneath this more obvious patchwork quilt are places like a quiet room where you can go and hold someone's hand and not have to say anything. ~Alice Sebold
Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy. ~Nigella Lawson
If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake. ~Jeff Conaway
The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do. ~Cise Star
A party without cake is really just a meeting. ~Julia Child
Cake for later, cake as a way of life. ~Laini Taylor
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. ~Richard M. Nixon
There's nothing better than cake but more cake. ~Harry S. Truman
The easiest way to make a fruit cake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. ~Dave Barry
Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would. ~Neil Gaiman
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ~Dave Barry
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. ~Navjot Singh Sidhu
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt. ~Phyllis Diller
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. ~Audrey Hepburn
The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me. ~Janet Fitch
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. ~Benjamin Franklin
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. ~Lady Gaga
I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just happy birthday! because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. ~Aimee Bender
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. ~Boris Johnson
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. ~John Lydon
I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you. ~Ann Richards
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~Bob Hope
Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world. ~Paul Hollywood
